Asdfmovie9 is the ninth video in the asdfmovie series, released on 7 August 2015.
Transcript[]
First Skit
Mother: Jimmy! Take out the dog.
Jimmy: Yes, mother.
(yelp as dog is shot)
Mother: For a walk, Jimmy...
Title Sequence
(Title theme plays)
(static)
Second Skit
Man 1: It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode -
Man 2: Hey Steven!
Man 1: What have you done?! (explodes)
(static)
Third Skit
Woman: Aw, what's his name?
Dog: His name is David.
Man: Hello! I am David.
(static)
Fourth Skit
Child: Can Suzi come out to play?
Mother: Sure!
Child: Yaaaaay!!!
(squelching of newborn infant running)
(static)
Fifth Skit
Girl: Daaad, I'm Hungry!
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!
Girl: ... Why did you name me this way?
(static)
Sixth Skit
Man 1: You're gonna die!
Man 2: We're all gonna die...
(static)
Seventh Skit
Banana: (gasps at banana peel)
(static)
Eighth Skit
Woman: Ooh, a butterfly!
Man: Honey, no!
Woman: (being flown away) Weeeee!
Butterfly: She’s mine now, John.
(static)
Ninth Skit
Man 1: Are you hungry?
Man 2: No, I’m crazy!
(static)
Tenth Skit
(footsteps)
Man: Whoops!
(falling sounds going up the stairs)
(static)
Eleventh Skit
Man: Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?
(baby sound)
Woman: No! …You can have it!
Man: Thank you!
(static)
Twelfth Skit
(Phone ringing)
Phone: I like trains.
(train noise)
(static)
Thirteenth Skit
(Crowd cheering)
(Impalement noise)
(Crowd cheers more)
(static)
Fourteenth Skit
Woman 1: Honey, I’m pregnant!
Woman 1: …I can explain.
(static)
Fifteenth Skit
Woman: I think we should just be friends…
Man: …Mother.
(static)
Sixteenth Skit
Man: Ooh, I wonder what this does!
(button press)
Man: Oh, I’m gay now. Huh.
(static)
Seventeenth Skit
Person 1: Hey! Wanna see an impression of my dad?
Person 2: Sure! …Haha! Comedy.
(static)
Additional Credits[]
- Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce' Bryanton