asdfmovie2 is the second installment to the asdfmovie series, posted on 1 January 2010.
Transcript[]
First Skit
Man: I baked you a pie!
Kid: Oh, boy! What flavor?
Man: Pie flavor.
(a tiny pie pops out of the pie while electric guitar music plays)
Title Sequence
(asdfmovie2 theme song plays)
(static)
Second Skit
(A song plays in the backround.)
Girl: I like singing!
Boy: I like dancing!
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(A train appears and the song ends.)
(static)
Third Skit
Guy 1: Hey. it says 'gullible' on the ceiling.
(guy 2 looks up)
Guy 2: So it do-- ahh, you stole my lungs.
(static)
Fourth Skit
Potato Killer: Die, Potato!
(potato pulls out a gun)
Potato: Not today.
(static)
Fifth Skit
Clown: Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
Llama: Baaaaa--
Clown: No, Llama, nooo!
(The Llama drives off a cliff.)
(static)
Sixth Skit
Man: Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual!
Doctor: How can you tell?
(Man barfs rainbows)
Man: RAAAIINNBOOOWWWS
(static)
Seventh Skit
Ranger: What are you - A man? Or a mouse?
(a drawing of a horse is shown)
(static)
Eighth Skit
Woman: Hey kids! I brought you some cookies!
Kids: [cheer]
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(The woman and the kids give poker faces.)
(The "I Like Trains Kid" gets hit by train.)
(static)
Ninth Skit
(Desmond The Moon Bear title screen)
Singers: Des-Mond-The-Moon-Bear
Desmond: How did I get here?
Announcer: The End.
(static)
Tenth Skit
(man looking at book)
Man: Haha! I can't read.
(static)
Eleventh Skit
Man 1: Kitten fight!
Man 2: No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!
(gets hit in the face by a kitten)
(picks up kitten, which gives him a really cute face)
Man 2: Aww!
(Man 2's grave is shown)
(static)
Twelfth Skit
Harold: What are you up to, son?
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
Harold: Haha! Yes, you do.
(long pause)
(static)
Thirteenth Skit
Man: Hey! you know who's gay? Yo--
(he and other guy get hit by train)
Ending Credits
(credits roll)
Fourteenth Skit
Man 1: I can't wait to eat this bagel!
Man 2: Yes, you can.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Gallery[]
Additional Credits[]
- Music by Stephen Grant
- Ending Sting by Skoolcool
- Special thanks to Casey, Sam, George, Harry, Tom, and Marianne
Trivia[]
- Edd Gould was not the original voice for the 'I Like Trains' kid. Instead, it was Tom's younger cousin. For whatever reason, Tom liked Edd's deadpan delivery more, and went with his voice line instead.[1]