asdfmovie3 is the third installment in the asdfmovie series posted on 31 December 2010.
Transcript[]
First Skit
Man 1: Hey man, look at my new dog
Man 2: Aw yeah that's pretty coo- AWWW There's no dog there...
(Man 1 yells)
(Man 2 yells)
(Both yell)
Title Sequence
(Title theme plays)
(static)
Second Skit
Man: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?
Joey: I am your sandwich.
(Joey crawls into the man's mouth)
(static)
Third Skit
Man: Here, hold this.
(Man hands another man a bomb with a lit fuse and leaves)
(Man returns a moment later and takes the bomb back)
Man: Thanks!
(static)
Fourth Skit
(Dad punches the salad out of the hands of Son)
Son getting salad punched: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! CUT IT OUT DAD! I DON'T WANT THI-
(static)
Fifth Skit
Man: PFFT... Screw gravity!
(Man floats to ceiling)
(Second man smiles in awe)
(static)
Sixth Skit
Man, holding gun to head: Goodbye world...
Earth: Ookay, Jim, I'll see you around! Where ya go- AWW OH NO! Aw that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
(static)
Seventh Skit
Man: There's something on your face!
(Man punches other man)
Man: It was pain!
(static)
Eighth Skit
Son, still getting his salad punched: OH WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I CAN'T EVEN-
Salad Punching Dad: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!
Son: NAAAAWWWW!!!
(static)
Ninth Skit
Man: Now son, don't touch that cactus...
(Child floats up and flies into cactus)
Man: You're dead to me.
(static)
Tenth Skit
Man: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
(Baby coos, despite being on fire)
Woman: BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!!
(static)
Eleventh Skit
(Man unzips trousers, looking at another man with a urinal on his body)
Urinal Man: Don't even think about it.
(static)
Twelfth Skit
(Son is punching the salad punching Dad)
(static)
Thirteenth Skit
Man: Hey guys, check out my new camera!
(He shoots another man, who was standing next to someone)
Man: Oh wait, this isn't a camera...
(static)
Fourteenth Skit
Man: Die, Potato!!
Potato: NOOOOUUUHHH!
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
Man: OH NO NO WAIT!!
(Man is hit by train)
Ending Credits
(ending credits play)
Additional Credits[]
- Intro music by Matt Brinkworth
- Special thanks to Amy, Chloe, and Edd
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- The "New Dog" joke was chosen as part of the 'asdfcomp' competition in mid-2010 and written by YouTube user MarcSpastic1.