Suicide has never been more fabulous!
TOM: Darling, stop! GIRL: I'm gonna jump! TOM: Don't do it! I'm sorry, I blew it. GIRL: It's too little, too late. TOM: NO! GIRL: You can't change my fate. TOM: Please! GIRL: I'll leave you, and this whole cruel world behind...permanentlyyyyy! TOM: NOOOOO! TOM: Please, don't throw it all away! GIRL: Why should I stay? TOM: I swear I'll never leave, I'll never stray! GIRL: You never behave. TOM: I promise I'll never leave you for another! GIRL: I've heard it before! TOM: And I'm sorry that I shot your brother. GIRL: I don't recall.. TOM: Please take me back, I swear I'll make this work! GIRL: You always say things like that, and then you treat me like a jerk. When it comes to love, you come first. TOM: I have a condition! GIRL: It's too late, you'll never change, you're the worst! TOM: I can change, I can learn...new positions! GIRL: If I die, you'll know the pain I feel inside! You'll suffer the way I did when you lied. TOM: Don't do it! GIRL: Goodbye! TOM: WAIT!! I.. I love you.. GIRL: ....... I love you t- TOM (speaking): WOW, I don't know you. GIRL: ... TOM: Sorry I thought with.. The hair and.. I'm gonna go.
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Musical Suicide is a comedy sketch written and directed by Thomas Ridgewell, starring himself...