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Mine Turtle (Song)

Created by:

Thomas Ridgewell

Animated by

Ben Smallman

Music by

Todd Bryanton

Voiced by

Thomas Ridgewell

Released

22th Juny 2012

Mine Turtle (Song) is a song that includes Mine Turtle from asdfmovie5 into many asdfmovie series scenes that he could have made sense in.

BackstoryEdit

In the song, the singer tells the backstory of his turtle (Mine Turtle). He came from a petting zoo where there was a drunk man named Tom (TomSka). He was doing 'drunk science', and created the first turtle bomb.

LyricsEdit

"Hello!"
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
THE MINE TURTLE
"Hello!"
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.

(Mine turtle explodes)

"Hello!"
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
THE MINE TURTLE
"Hello!"
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"

(Stegosaurus stops on mine turtle and blows up mine turtle)

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
THE MINE TURTLE
"Hello!"
MINE TURTLE
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
THE MINE TURTLE
"Hello!"
MINE TURTLE
(double chorus)

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